Top 10 Films of the last decade – MK

To celebrate in the interests of absolutely no one but myself, I’ve compiled a list of films that made an impact on me this last decade. Why? Good question, I have no idea honestly, I guess you could say I enjoy angering pseudo-film buffs, polarizing Will Ferrell fans, and just cranking my ego up a notch. I mean, this list is pretty damn definitive in my eyes.

First of all I’d just like to say that some of the films I see customers rent at my video store are beyond woeful, and that’s an understatement. How these “films” even gets made confounds me. Okay, so you want to relax and watch something light every once in a while, that’s fine, by all means do it, but not EVERYTIME you come in you damn zombie. So, in the spirit of educating some of the uncultured, and not wasting any more time ranting, here is the DEFINITIVE TOP 10 FILMS OF THE DECADE (WITH HONOURABLE MENTIONS).

Honorable Mention: Punch-Drunk Love, Goodbye Lenin!, Y Tu Mama Tambien, A Prophet, The New World

10)Royal Tenenbaums: Made way back in the ancient period of 2001 was The Royal Tenenbaums, a film that brought a whole new meaning to the term dysfunctional. It was a departure from the average dramady and general audiences found it difficult to adjust to the slow pace, but for fans of director Wes Anderson, it was purely vintage. The cast was nothing less than all-star, featuring Gene Hackman, Ben Stiller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Owen Wilson and Bill Murray, just to name a few. Anderson’s previous effort Rushmore had put him on the map as one of the more interesting and challenging directors of this era, and most of his films have followed a very particular style, one that’s loved and despised in equal measure. The Royal Tenenbaums is a culmination of his greatest assets. The acting, the cinematography, the music and the emotional weight that the script carries are all prominent making this one of the best films I saw this decade.

9) Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring: Don’t think I didn’t hear all your collective hearts drop at the thought of reading subtitles, but you’ll have to in order to experience the incredible story that unfolds in the film Spring, Summer (2003) by Korean director Kim Ki-Duk. The film depicts the various stages of a Buddhist monks life through the seasons. Each season is a different chapter in the man’s life, learning a number of lessons that lead to his inevitable spiritual awakening. If you haven’t already fallen asleep reading that last sentence, I’ll continue. The film takes place on a monastery floating in a lake, surrounded by dense forest that brims with life. It’s hard to talk much about the story with spoiling it. However, I can say that the film comes full circle in a number of ways. The methodical nature of the monk’s work is engrossing to watch. The sternness and beauty of his lessons feel cold at times, but ultimately realistic. I urge people to bare with it, because the ending makes a great film even more worthwhile.

8)The Assassination of Jesse James : Now, this film and my next film were nearly impossible to separate, both films exhibit incredible artistry and attention to detail. If it were up to me I would make them both even, but in following the rules of the TOP 10, I can’t allow it folks. Anyway, here is Australian director Andrew Dominik’s Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford *takes breath*. Andrew Dominik was responsible for the film Chopper, and if you haven’t heard of or seen Chopper then get the hell out from under your rock and rent it because it’s great. Assassination is a bigger film, much bigger. I don’t know what Dominik was on when he made this, but I doubt his ambitions were the only thing sky high. The best advice I can give before you hand over your three hours is prepare. Have a drink, have a bite, take a dump and get ready for this film to make you it’s bitch. It stars Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck who play Jesse James and Robert Ford respectively. It details his beginnings as a bandit and to eventually becoming the infamous outlaw that everyone loved to hate. There are so many elements that make Assassination great that it’s impossible to name them all off. The pacing, the performances, the setting, the music, everything here melds beautifully. I won’t say the three hours fly by, but it feels necessary to tell the story in this way. Casey Affleck’s excellent portrayal of a young, naive Robert Ford is unforgettable, and Brad Pitt is no slouch either. Oh, and did I mention Nick Cave and Warren Ellis did the music? Seriously, it’s win, win here folks.

7)There Will Be Blood : Yes, this and Assassination were the two best films I saw in ’07. Sorry to disappoint No Country fans. Paul Thomas (P.T.) Anderson’s masterpiece There Will Be Blood was mind-blowing for so many reasons. The fact that this director also made Punch-Drunk Love and Magnolia is a testament to his rare talent of going one-up on his previous efforts. Both films were already very good, so when I went to see TWBB in cinemas, I wasn’t expecting it to be his best. Man was I wrong. Hot damn. The film stars Daniel Day-Freaking-Awesome-Lewis as oil-man Daniel Plainview, seeking incredible wealth in the town of Little Boston during the early 19th century. The towns pastor Eli Sunday sees through Plainview’s schemes and attempts to prevent his violent plans from going ahead. To say Daniel Day Lewis eats this performance for breakfast is understating it greatly. The man means business, and his ruthlessness eventually shows through the complexities of his character. The film itself is equally as brilliant though, with nice touches of cinematography from Roger Deakins, and a great performance from Paul Dano, who is sure to be a star. It’s obvious P.T. draws influence from Stanley Kubrick, with lingering shots and a memorable soundtrack, the result is outstanding. It was one of the best films I saw at the cinema this decade, and definitely not one to miss.

6) Mulholland Drive: I dedicate this one to the shroomers. David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive is good, like, really good. Like The Assassination of Jesse James, you’ll need to prepare for this one, albeit in a different way. You will not understand this film on one viewing, in fact, you could watch this film everyday for the rest of your life and still have no idea what the hell it’s all about. So I’ll try and make this as concise and simple as possible. Mulholland Drive stars Naomi Watts as Betty Elms, an aspiring actress who moves to California to audition for a movie. While in her aunts apartment she meets and befriends a women suffering from amnesia. Betty now must finds this woman’s identity, whilst still being available to audition for the movie. Now, you shouldn’t really take that synopsis as the set-up for the entire film, because after about 20 minutes, Mulholland Drive takes you to another planet. I kid you not, things get weird, characters change names, vague clues arise, and hobo’s kill people by looking at them. No shit. If that doesn’t warrant a viewing, then I don’t know what does. Director David Lynch is probably my favorite living artist. The man makes films for his own personal satisfaction and I respect that. His understanding of mise-en-scene is select to only a few directors. There is something about Mulholland Drive, it’s a searing satire on our Hollywood system and yet everything is not quite what it seems, but when it comes to an end, it feels tangible in some respect. I urge you all to see it.

5) Inglourious Basterds: Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Any righteous purist would not have picked a film that was released so damn recently. Well I say screw the purists, this film was a goldmine. Inglourious Basterds takes us to Nazi-occupied France during World War II. Aldo Raine, played by Brad Pitt, leads a group of Jewish-Americans through Germany to scalp and brutally mutilate Nazis, which in turn, scares numerous associates of the Third Reich. Meanwhile a Jewish refugee Shoshanna Dreyfuss escapes from the clutches of the “Jew-Hunter” (I’m not even kidding) Colonel Hans Landa exceptionally portrayed by Austrian actor Chrisophe Waltz. Saying anymore about the films plot will only dampen this truly electrifying film. I can’t talk about the film without first discussing Quentin Tarantino. Whilst I can’t say I love all of his work, Tarantino has managed to blur the line between mainstream cinema and cult to appeal to a wider range of audiences, all without sacrificing his vision. This is particularly evident with Pulp Fiction. I won’t sugar-coat anything here, I was somewhat reluctant heading into Inglourious Basterds. I wasn’t sure if Tarantino would bring us down the path of Death Proof, another exploitation flick showing us all his influences and little of his own flair. Oh how I was so very wrong. Inglourious encapsulates everything that is great about Tarantino. His enthusiasm, his dialogue, the music, the simmering tension. It’s just pure unadulterated cinema. Dare I say it’s probably his greatest achievement as a director. The only weakness I can draw from the film was Brad Pitt’s performance. Now, I’m not digging on Brad Pitt, I mean please, this is his second film on my list, but he really phoned this one in. That said, it hardly detracts from what it essentially an enormous triumph.

4) Lost in Translation: It’s no secret that Japan rules. I’ve never been there, but it’s without a doubt one of my dream destinations, and one film I owe that to is Lost in Translation. The film has a simple set-up. Actor Bob Harris, played by Bill Murray, is in Tokyo doing promotions and interviews for various networks. It’s obvious things aren’t sitting well with him, a sense of emptiness and isolation almost takes its toll before he meets neglected newlywed Charlotte played by Scarlett Johansson, and the two form an unlikely bond. Lost in Translation utilizes Tokyo’s culture and night-life to amazing effect. The film moves at a dreamy pace and features an array of wonderful and unforgettable moments. Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson are uniformly excellent, and their relationship feels authentic. It’s difficult to find a film nowadays that really stays true to human nature, we get a lot of flash with no bang. Here however, we see the aching, the longing and the flaws that exist, the ones that are purely in our nature. This is a film that needs to be experienced for it’s simple beauty. Every time I revisit it, it brings a new experience. See. This. Film.

3) Oldboy: I’ve been waiting to talk about this for some time. I really need to profess my love for this work of utter twisted genius. Regardless of whether you love it or hate it, surely you can’t say that it’s unoriginal. One night a man gets taken to a police station. Drunken and disorderly he pleads his case and is let into the cold, rainy night to get home in time for his daughter’s birthday. In his drunken daze however, he is taken by an unknown captor and locked in a hotel room. For 15 years. He isn’t told why or who did it, so upon his release he seeks his revenge in a most grotesque and violent manner, and it doesn’t skimp on the violence. Oldboy is not a revenge flick in the traditional sense. Yes, it has a protagonist who is all kinds of badass, but he is also driven by powerful motives. Oh, and the ending has a twist you will never forget. The emotional impact is completely jarring and outrageous and boy does it raise many-a question. If you’re the kind of film-goer that wishes to test the limits of what’s really possible in this wonderful medium, then don’t miss it. This is definitely not for the faint of heart, or squeamish. I crave films that push my psychological boundaries, and Oldboy fits that mold perfectly.

2) Spirited Away: This list wouldn’t be complete without an animated film, and Hayao Miyazaki’s cake-topper is Spirited Away. The story is about a young girl named Chihiro who after moving to a new town, discovers an amazing world of strange and wild characters. That synopsis does the film a great injustice though, because the film is so rich with ideas that you can’t help but be completely blown away by the details on screen. Miyazaki is better known for making Howl’s Moving Castle and Princess Mononoke, both of which are visionary genius. For my money though, it’s Spirited Away that trumps them completely. I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve seen this film. You lose yourself in this world of bizarre characters and scenes and before too long the whole damn thing is over. The film recalls all the best parts of those Disney classics and expands on them. There aren’t too many films I consider magical, but this is just that.

1) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Well, what can I say about this. Every once in a while you see a film that takes you completely by surprise. A film that assaults the senses and fires up those brain cells. A film that you want to tell you friends about so badly that you froth at the mouth and in turn, they look at you creepily for gushing so obscenely. Eternal Sunshine is one of those films. It’s impossible to categorize this work. It’s romance, it’s sci-fi, it’s drama, it’s comedy, it’s Jim Carrey, it’s Kate Winslet, and it’s just totally awesome. The film is a about a strange couple that undergo a procedure to erase their memories. They decide to do this after their relationship falls apart, but it’s only through the process of loss that they discover what wonderful times they had together to begin with. Let me tell you first that this film is soul shattering. It grabs you by the scruff of the neck and pulls you down the rabbit hole. If the plot sounds confusing at first, don’t be alarmed. Yes, it’s difficult to understand the first time around, but Eternal Sunshine begs for repeat viewings. Even if you can’t understand the story, the relationship more than compensates with an emotional arc that has an impact every time. It’s written by Charlie Kaufman, well known for works like Being John Malkovich and Adaptation. The guy has obviously never heard of the word derivative and his pairing with director Michel Gondry, known for The Science of Sleep and Be Kind Rewind and his inventive music videos, is a stroke of genius. I’m not sure what else to say, this film epitomizes everything that’s great about modern cinema, but still remains a timeless masterpiece in it’s incredible innovation and originality. If there is one movie this decade you have to see before you die, it’s this one.

Well, there you have it. Hope you enjoyed reading it. You’d better have. Just joking, but seriously, comments and feedback would be much appreciated! What’s your own top 10?

Michael Kiossev

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Who should join the Avengers?

With news that lost actor Josh Holloway is in talks with Marvel to possibly join roster of The Avengers, everyone is guessing which pair of tights he could be stepping in to.

Personally I though that Holloway would have been perfect for Gambit, who was played by Taylor Kitsch in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

So with speculation in the air I thought it would be interesting to hand out my dream Avengers roster.

Iron Man (Currently played by Robert Downey Jr.): To be honest, I could not imagine any better for this role, I know there were a few doubters when Downey was first cast as Tony Stark, but I’m pretty sure they have been well and truly silenced.

Captain America (Currently played by Chris Evans): This was seemingly one of the hardest roles to fill for Marvel, with rumours flying around for months before Evans was finally locked down. Of all the names floated for the role Evans was probably the most suited, though John Krasinski would have been interesting. I always thought that Edward Burns would have made an awesome Cap Am, but his name was never floated.

Thor (Currently played by Chris Hemsworth): The big Asgatdian is currently to be played by Aussie Hemsworth, who could fill the boots quite well. Personally I would have liked to have seen Chris Carmack give the role a crack, I just feel he had the right look for Thor.

Henry Pym/Ant Man (none attached): I can’t get beyond Joss Whedon regular Nathan Fillion for this role. Please let this happen.

So far that’s all I’ve thought of. I think Holloway could maybe play Hawkeye if he is included in the film, hopefully he at least gets a meaty role, not just a 5 second cameo.

Oh and who should Stan Lee play, since we know he will show up again.

The Avengers is slated for a 2012 release, and will be directed by Joss Whedon.

Who do you think Holloway should play? Who would you like to see star in new The Avengers film?

Insert sadness here

It’s been a tough run for Veronica Mars fans.

The show got cancelled during its admittedly poor third season and since then there have non-stop rumours about a film, though nothing has ever been confirmed, despite constant pushing from lead actress Kristen Bell and creator Rob Thomas for the show to get the feature film make over.

The primary cast for Veronica Mars season 2. Dick Casablancas (far left) had me in stitches every time he appeared on screen.

Now fans have suffered yet another blow, with series producer Joel Silver stating in an interview, that despite his wishes for the show, he does not see the show ever hitting the big screen.

“We analyzed all these areas about it.  I talked to the home video people, because a movie like that would be driven by video.  The [season DVDs] didn’t do that well… So they didn’t feel there was a need or an audience.”

The relative success of Bell’s latest outing, When in Rome, as well as the big fan base from Forgetting Sarah Marshall has shown that she is a bankable star, which could possibly draw a whole new group of fans to the show/film.

Personally I would love to see the show hit the big screen, I maintain that the end of season two was one of the best season endings of all time, and if Thomas could get everyone back (mainly Jason Dohring, Enrico Colantoni and Francis Capra) I would definitely go see it.

You can view the Silver interview here.

Are you a fan of Veronica Mars? Would you want to see it made into a movie?

Time for hibernation

So today marks the first day of winter (for us Australians anyway), and with that I thought I would discuss what we have to look forward to (or avoid) this month*

Firstly, this months stinker:

  • Marmaduke – It seems that no-one learnt a lesson from Garfield, I can comfortably say, I will be giving this a wide berth.
  • Killers – To me this just looks like a crappy version of another film coming out this month, Knight and Day. Except, you know, worse. Plus it has Katherine Heigl in it, who is one of the least charming actress’ working today.
  • Grown ups – It has Rob Schneider in it. Enough said.

Now for the maybes:

  • Splice – I am hopeful for this, I kinda like Adrien Brody, and it reminds me of the old Species series, that for some reason I really liked…
  • The Karate Kid – We all know Jackie Chan can be good, although it’s been a while since he’s been on form. This one could go either way.
  • Twilight: Eclipse – I have read all the books (something I don’t often admit) and as horrible as the first two films were, this one has the most promise. I know that Kristen Stewart’s acting in these films is pretty bland, but the girl can actually act, so maybe she’ll pick it up a bit for this one.
  • Knight and Day – I’m not sure why I’m looking forward to this, maybe it’s because I remember a time when Tom Cruise wasn’t bat shit crazy.
  • Jonah Hex – I am always keen to see a comic book conversion, so I will check this out one way or another.

And now the ones that I will be first in line to see:

  • Get Him to the Greek – Besides the fact that I have a tad of a man crush on Russel Brand, Forgetting Sarah Marshall was one of the most refreshing comedies I had seen in a while, so I can’t wait to see what they do with Aldous Snow in his own feature.
  • The A-Team – This just looks balls to the wall crazy. Plain and simple madness, which is exactly what an A-Team movie should be.
  • The Killer Inside Me – The fact that it had such a big effect on the audiences at Sundance is enough of a reason for me to go see it, although the casting of Casey Affleck in the lead role cemented my place in line for this one.
  • Cyrus – I’ve only seen early trailers for this, but it looks like it could be very, very funny.
  • Toy Story 3 – Probably one of my most anticipated films of the coming months (other than Scott Pilgrim). Woody and Buzz are in my opinion one of the greatest on screen duo’s since Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. I have no doubt that this will blow my mind, just like 1 and 2 did all those years ago.

Not a bad start to the cold weather.

*These films all debut this month, some of these may not receive a Australian wide release for some time still.

Did I miss anything? Disagree with any of my choices? What are you looking forward to seeing?